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Wax the Poodle


Fifi!
Here Fifi!

(Wax the poo-dle...)

Some people think their poodles are the best,
so they enter those puppies in a poodle contest.

They spend big money on grooming products,
so people won't think their poodle sucks.

They gotta - bathe the poodle,
scrub the poodle, lather up their poodle
till their hands get red.

They gotta -
rinse the poodle, dry the poodle,
and put a little powder on that puppy's head.

Wax the poodle (x4) !

(Wax the poo-dle...)

Their poodle has a bouffant head,
and prances round the shows where they are led.

Sometimes they stops,
and takes a dump.
And people puts it in their pockets in little clumps

They gotta -
shave the poodle,brush the poodle,
trim the poodle, and paint it's nails.
They gotta -
fluff the poodle, buff the poodle,
and spray a little perfume when it kinda smells.

Wax the poodle (4x)

((Lots and lots of poodle waxing and squeaky toys ensue during this dandy guitar solo))

Fifi!
Here Fifi!

(Fifi talking*)

* I'm very spoiled and I need special food and you better like me because I bring lots of money when you pick up my poop...

wa...wa...wax... the poodle.


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