Vegetative State
 

I fell into a coma back in 1981,
and since I been laying here,
I ain't had any fun.

 I cannot move or talk or breathe,
but still I'm wide awake.

I want to tell them lots of things,
but no sound can I make.

 I'm bored as heck all the time,
 and life aint very great.

Since I accidently fell into,
this vegetative state.

 Every single morning,
a doctor comes on in.