The Positive Thinker’s Alphabet of Cheer
 

A is the Anal way I act.

B is the Bluebirds I seem to attract.

C is the Comforter I got on sale.

D is Deciding never to yell.

E is for Easter and also for Eggs.

F is for Flannel sheets on my legs.

G is the Goodness of fresh homemade bread.

H is the wonderful perm on my Head.

I is Ignoring those I’d impale.

J is for keeping myself out of Jail.

K is my Khakis hung up in a row.

L is the Lobster I made them let go.

M is my Mother living upstairs.

N is for trimming her lovely Nose hairs.

O is for Owning a BMW.

P is my Pride when I drive by you.

Q is the Quaint way I knit socks.

R is for Stones because I don’t say “Rocks”.

S is the Sunshine in my orange marmalade.

T is the Taxes I never have paid.

U is the Useful things yarn can do.

V is the Vasectomy I talked Tom into.

W is Walking in crisp autumn leaves.

X is scratching “X” on neighbor’s cars with my keys.

Y is the Yard sale where I forgot to pay.

Z is just me having a Zippity-do-dah day!