They had a profound influence on me.
 

I didn't invite him but he's in there anyway.
 

He wasn't nearly as funny as the Hillbillies.
 

Okay, here's someone cooler than Wolfman Jack.
 

I kept waiting for them to ship him out.
Never did.
 

He's not real but lives in my head just the same.
 

"How-dee!"
 

"Did you ever wonder about hair?"
 

"Be sure to spay or neuter your pet."
 

Bob Ross made happy clouds and trees.
 

I really didn't want to be his neighbor
but there was nothing else on.
 

He took part in warping my mind.
 

He was a snappy dresser.
 

He was what he was and that's all that he was.
And at the end of the day that's enough.