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I had a girl and I loved her so,
but she cheated on me,
and I didn't know.
She was wearin short skirts and feminine spray,
and never answered the phone during the day.
Her hair was messed up when I'd get back home,
and my sofa smelled like men's cologne.
I asked her for some dinner,
she said "Make it yourself",
But the was nothing in the fridge,
and nothing on the shelf.
She had a headache almost every night,
and she wouldn't make love,
but she loved to fight.
And then my friend told me about the OTHER GUY,
I knew her love had grown cold,
but then I knew WHY.
But she cheated on me...
She took her clothes but she left the car,
the fella lived next door, so she didn't go far.
I stood on the porch and I started to cry,
but they were laughin at me, and now I know why.
I got a baseball bat and a bottle of gin,
and went next door to talk to him.
She slapped me in the face and punched me in the eye,
said she don't love me no more and I wanted to die.
But she cheated on me...
And I miss that girl, and she ain't here no more,
I ain't got me nobody, to go to the store...
And so I sit all alone like in an empty house,
nothin's left of her but an old blue blouse.
So don't wind up being a lonely jerk,
if you wanna keep your woman don't go to work.
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