Little-Known Facts
 

A contortionist in Paducah Kentucky once started chewing his toenails and disappeared.

The Greyhound Bus Line actually has no dogs in charge of the company or even driving a bus.

The average parking meter has no surveillance equipment inside.

The Devil lives on the Sun.

The typical combustion engine can run on a mixture of corn syrup and tofu.

Red and purple make purplish red.

The Beatles started out in Hamburg Germany playing Polka tunes in retirement homes.

My office is warmer than the one next to me.

All your nerves are connected to the finger in which a hammer smashes.

Benjamin Franklin’s wife cheated on him with the first postman.

The game of croquet is best played in a mountain stream filled with trout.

Superman was actually slower than a speeding bullet, but just a little.

Pygmies don’t want to get any bigger.

When jump-starting a car, one does not actually jump on the car.

Underarm deodorant is not just for underarms.

The moon is full when it over-eats.

Porcupines cannot make love but propagates the species through artificial insemination.

President Herbert Hoover invented the vacuum.