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(And that was "Momma Loved Me When Daddy
was Gone"... Yee-Haw!
Are y'all havin' a good time??
Well good.
Cuz now we're gonna play our big number one hit - "I LOVE SHEEP"!
Take it away boys! *pig squeals*
Somebody git that pig outta here!)
Doodle loodle loot doo,
dee deedle doo,
doodle loodle loo!
Ever since I was a little tyke,
nothing in the world was like,
the first time I got to touch a sheep.
With their firm hips and fuzzy thighs
the first time I looked in their eyes
I knew my love for them went very deep
I love sheep.
(He loves sheep)
I love sheep.
(He loves sheep)
I count the ways I love them in my sleep.
Ho, de doh doh doh...
It's not like watching porn,
but they sure look good when they're shorn.
And nothing is as beautiful as sheep.
Doodle loodle loot doo,
dee deedle doo,
doodle loodle loo!
I was on two week's vacation,
driving 'cross the nation,
to visit a prairie full of sheep.
It was the worst day of my life,
'cuz I was fightn' with my wife,
and accidently hit one with my Jeep.
I love sheep.
(He loves sheep)
I love sheep.
(He loves sheep)
And don't think I'm some perverted creep.
No, no no no no...
Please do not be misled,
I'd never let one in my bed,
Or dress up just like Little Bo Peep.
SHEEP SOLO!
(moronic mumbling, yodel sounds, and
chorus of beautiful sheep ensue.)
(Thank ya! Thank ya!)
I love sheep.
(He loves sheep)
I love sheep.
(He loves sheep)
When people eat them it always makes me weep.
Ho, de doh doh doh doh doh,
Please don't think I'm absurd,
for wanting to be a shepherd.
For nothing is as beautiful as sheep.
Nothing is as marvelous as sheep.
And I hope I get to tend a flock.
Doodle loodle loot doo,
dee deedle doo,
doodle loodle loo!
(Thank ya Thank ya very much!)
** pig squeals some more **
(Somebody get that pig outta here...
We can't keep havin' this go on.)
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