I Like Panties

I like my panties,
when I am in them.
I like to wear them,
much more than women.

When I wear panties,
I feel all flirty.
I like my panties,
when they are dirty.
 
I wear my panties,
when no one's looking.
I like to wear them,
while I am cooking.

I can't help it,
I just can't help it,
I just like to dress that way.
I can't help it,
I just can't help it,
but I'm pretty sure I'm not gay.

(He can't help it,
he just can't help it,
he just likes to dress that way.
He can't help it,
he just can't help it.
He wears 'em round the house all day.

I shop for panties,
at my local thrift store.
Because I always,
need to get more.

I can't help it,
I just can't help it,
but I just don't think it's wrong.
You can't tell me,
you just can't tell me,
I don't look good in a thong.

I like panties,
I need panties,
I want panties,
any panties.
 
I like panties,
I need panties,
I want panties,
any panties.

(He can't help it,
he just can't help it.
He can't help it,
he just can't help it.)

He needs some panties!
Gotta have some panties!
He needs some panties!
He loves his panties!

Panties good!
Panties good - pretty!
Panties beautiful!
Panties pretty good!

I feel so pretty,
when I wear them.
I get the queen size,
so I don't tear them.

I want my panties,
more than a girl friend.
I take them to dinner,
almost every weekend.

I can't help it,
I just can't help it.
I'm just kinda sick that way.
I can't help it,
I just can't help it.
I even wear a panty toupee.

I like my panties,
when they are itchin'.
I do a strip tease,
in my kitchen.
 
I bought a bikini.
It was a two-piece.
I don't wear the top part.
That would be kinky.

(That would be kinky wearing the top part... that's real sick.)