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Shopping is for suckers cause the kids
don't ever care,
if you stood in line forever for a stoopid teddy bear.
They say Christmas is for giving but I end up getting burned,
cause I spend a pile of money and get candy in return.
And I hate Xmas...
ooooh - I hate Xmas.
yeah - I hate Christmas day.
yeah.
I refuse to put up lights and run up my 'lectric bill,
and a dead tree in my living room don't give me any thrill.
You say Santa Clause is coming but I don't much really care,
since I saw my dad on Christmas build a bike in underwear.
And I hate Xmas...
ooooh - I hate Xmas.
yeah - I hate Christmas day.
yeah - yeah!
And I love to get the day off and I love to drink eggnog.
But to tell you all the truth I'd rather be at home with my dog.
(woof)
Cuz I hate Xmas...
ooooh - I hate Xmas.
yeah - I hate Christmas day.
(sad elves sing)
And Christmas day is joyful when I watch it on tv,
but they never come and film my dysfunctional family.
My Mom sits in the one room and my Dad sits in the other,
and I go into the kitchen to eat turkey with my Brother.
And I hate Xmas day.
when they open up their gifts I feel so stinking dumb,
cuz I spent my hard earned money and they don't care who it's from.
And when it is all over there is trash all on the floor,
and when it's all picked up I am the first one out the door.
Cuz I hate Xmas...
ooooh - I hate Xmas.
yeah - I hate Christmas day.
And I love to get the day off and I love
to drink eggnog.
But to tell you all the truth I'd rather be at home with my dog.
(woof)
Cuz I hate Xmas...
ooooh - I hate Xmas.
yeah - I hate Christmas day.
yeah. yeah. yeah. yeah....
I hate Christmas day.
I hate Christmas day.
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