Evel Knievel
 

He dressed up like Elvis - just to crush his pelvis,
and people thought that stuntman was a fool.

Jumpin cars and rattlesnakes,
40 bones had 40 breaks,
cuz no one hit the pavement like E-vul.

 Evul - Kuh-ne-vul -

I heard you hit the ground and cracked your skull.

Remember that night in Des Moines,
when you ran over your groin?

No one hurt themselves like Kuh-ne-vul.

He liked reckless driving and risking not surviving,
but he was always stubborn as a mule.

There was hardly enough speed,
to go the distance he would need,

no one smacked a landing ramp like Kuh ne vul.

 Evul - Kuh-ne-vul -

A Harley was your body crushing tool.

I was there in Hackensack,
When you broke your pinky and your back.

No one made me cringe like Kuh ne vool

 Evul - Kuh-ne-vul -

Snake River Canyon was your swimming pool.

your rocket bike was a big dud,
and it sunk into the mud.

but there's never beeen a showman like Evel.

 Cuz living on the edge is kinda cool.

 But I'd rather get ran over by a bull.

 Cuz when you are a vegetable you drool.