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Dear Shurly
 

 

 

 
 

What is it that I said?
Why did you punch my head?
What sentence did I speak,
to shut my eye for half the week?

I thought you were my friend?
Why did it have to end?
Was that kiss we had too long?
Was my new cologne too strong?

How can I make this right?
Will you talk to me tonight?
Can I call you on the phone?
And when will you be alone?

 Can I have a second chance?
Don’t you like romance?
Remember when you said,
You’d give me time in bed?

 Am I still your man?
Can we make a wedding plan?
Will you move in with me?
Can I meet your family?

 Will you open up the door?
Why can’t we talk some more?
Why am I not the one?
Would you like to have my son?

 Who do I hear inside?
Why won’t you be my bride?
Will you let me in?
Why can’t we start again?

 Will you see me one more time?
Will you be a friend of mine?
Can I hold you by the hand?
Can I be your loving man?

 Well, be that way then.
I don’t need me no girlfriend.
You’ve only brought me sorrow.
Can I come back here tomorrow?

 
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