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CattleLax
 

 

 

 
 

Do you have constipated cows?
Well, if you’re anything like me, you do.
You come home from a hard night at the cheese processing plant and what do you find?

Constipated cows.

Constipated cows are a common occurrence in today’s high-tech high fiber pastures.  Too much roughage can cause severe pain and discomfort among dairy cows and cut milk production by as much as 42%.

That’s why there’s CattleLax™.

CattleLax™ is a carefully formulated lactose-free laxative designed with the bovine digestive tract in mind.

Just pour a gallon of CattleLax™ in with the afflicted cows feed and CattleLax™ goes right to work breaking down compacted balls of hay, straw, grass, and even weeds.

You will see results almost immediately.

But don’t take our word for it…

Elmer Fudgeapple of Cheese Hill, Wisconsin writes:

“I never trusted givin’ my cows no kinda’ city remedies but I was mighty impressed by that CattleLax™.  My milkin’ is up by 42%!”

Four out of five veterinarians recommend CattleLax™ and they are probably a lot smarter than you.

So keep your cows regular because a happy cow is a productive cow.

CattleLax™.

 
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