Beestill™
 

Those crazy kids of yours…
You’ve got to love them.
But sometimes they can be just a little too much.
Sometimes they just won’t calm down.
Sometimes they break things.

Sometimes they need Beestill™.

Beestill™ is the mother’s best friend in every time of need.

Beestill™ allows you the time and energy to get things done.

Featuring state-of-the-art aircraft aluminum and high tensile strength polycarbonate alloys, Beestill™ is a quality hand crafted child restraint system that has no equal.

You may have seen other comparable devices on the market but no other brand has the patented BeeQuiet® muzzling system.

The BeeQuiet® muzzle has feeding and drinking tubes built right in so your child will never be in need of nourishment. 

And with several flavors of liquefied high-protein food to choose from, you know Junior will always be happy and content.

BeeStill™ is incredibly easy to assemble and even easier to operate. Simply strap adorable Jim or Jane into their very own comfortable and therapeutic little chair, attach the earphone and TV goggle helmet combo to their sweet head, and you are on your way to a full day of productivity or relaxation.

It’s your choice because BeeStill™ is on the job entertaining and cuddling your prized possession.  

And there’s no need to worry about small bladders getting full because BeeStill™ has incorporated the doctor tested JohnnyFlush™ system right into the seat.

So whether you are home or away, you can rest assured that your child is in a safe and controlled environment.

BeeStill™ comes in four sizes: Toddler, Child, Teen, and Worthless Bum.

When it’s time to relax, it’s time to BeeStill ™!

BeeStill™ is a product of Chillout Industries. Makers of Tak-a-Nap™ sleep aids, GoPlay™ door locks and BeeCalm™ tranquilizers.

Note: BeeStill™ is not intended for infants, the elderly, or mental patients. 

Be sure to consult state and local authorities regarding the use of this device, as it may not be permissible in your area.