I am the Narwhal

We are them and them are us and us is on the magic bus together.
Watch how they walk like gulls on a dock see how they flock.
I’m writing.

Crouching on a yard rake, mating with Amanda Plumb.
Unemployment suit vest, brainy bandage weekly,
Man invented malted milk to make your bones grow strong.

I am the Milkman. They are the Milkmen. I am the Narwhal.
Poo Poo Pee Do.

Sister sitting beanbag knitting,
Handy little beanbags for some dough.
See how they sit like an Amway kit on a toasted bun.
I’m writing…

Smelly jelly mustard, swimming in a hedgehog pie.
Do you stock a steak knife, geographic compass,
Can you get a Geri curl when you trip to town?

I am the Doorman. They are the Doormen. I am the Narwhal.
Poo Poo Pee Do.

Getting a new dwarfish garden statue for my son.
If my son don’t come I’ll get a man to take the statue on the train.

I am the Mailman. They are the Mailmen. I am the Narwhal.
Poo Poo Pee Do.

Elvis pelvis gagging maggots, Do you think the flag gets waved at you?
Look how they frown like kids at a noun, Thinking brings them down.
I’m writing.

See my leaning postcard, falling from an ice-cold shower.
Kindergarten walrus humming to Nirvana,
Girl, you could have sold the Eskimos some powdered snow.

I am the Taxman. They are the Taxmen. I am the Narwhal.

Poo Poo Pee Do, Poo Poo Poo Pee Do.
Poo Poo Pee Do, Poo Poo Poo Pee Do, Poo Poo.